dark

"sometimes i feel so old fashioned from another planet..."


mel

"i firmly believe that humans were built for sex and for love!"


montgomery

"you’ve got the deepest, blackest eyes i’ve ever seen. i could just tumble right into them and fall forever."


lucifer

"i read it in
mouth to mouth, squirtle fungus!"


cowboy

"did you hear about marcus? his butthole fell out and he has to have surgery."


bart

"we believe...
we believe...
we believe..."


kriss & kozy

"we just hate, hate, hate any sort of deviation!"


handjob

"how would you like to sit on my face and cut a nice big juicy fart?"


alyssa

"you smell like a wet dog!"


dingbat

"am i the only person on this cosmic plane who goes to class?"


egg

"my friends call me egg... dweeby, i know."


ducky

"i've done it lots of different times, with lots of different people, okay?"


shad & lilith

"dogs eating people's faces is cool!"


elvis

"i don't believe in anything."


the atari gang

"i'm full of hate, i want to kill!"


zero & zoe

"godzilla? are you there, man?"


roscoe

"...
...
..."