i am 19 years old in a salvation army looking for VHS tapes. negativland is blasting in my headphones from my discman. i grab a vhs of godzilla vs mothra. i grab an oversized purple and yellow whatergun. it is 3 dollars in total.in this moment i am the coolest white motherfucker on the earth.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN RETARDED.
alec baldwin