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In the 1800s, a small town in an area that is now known as Appalachia, a good amount of psychedelics got into the water supply. In American schools, this is taught as "The Great Mass Happening of The Hillbillies". One of the tales passed from that time was the story of Caroliner.
As the townspeople consumed the water, among other effects, a farmer begun to believe a bull in his possession could sing songs he was singing back to him. The farmer took the bull on tour, and in a fit of folie a deux, many townspeople paid the bull to recite their songs back to them. The bull, affectionately named "Caroliner", was beloved by many, making the farmer a fortune.
Sometime later, Caroliner stopped making the farmer money- this oculd be due to the psychedelics in the water lessening and people no longer falling for the bull. The farmer ended up eating Caroliner, except for his head, which many townspeople complained was not onkly still alive, but continued to sing.