Sally Salamander can only absorbed information when she looks at many different things. She says it's "good for her ADHD brain."
Sally licks cold spoons on request. She watches the above women do makeup when they talk about mutilation.
She markets herself, discusses her brand, but has no LLC.
She does her makeup, sinches her waist, puts a layer of chemical between her and her flesh to prevent progress. She is eager to objectify herself before the patriarchy can, she says it's revolutionary when she thinks of it first.
She watches the short videos and has the long explanations.
Mom and dad are professors. Dad says everyone has ADHD now. Mom says art is more important than God.
short story cancelled i got egg on my notebook
(maybe old satire is still new satire)